Random I

Look, Caterpillar!
It is eating your ho-ho!
I wish I had pie...

By: Me


Wuffelflopoloplys

I heard someone say,
Wuffelflopoloplys!
I can't stop laughing...

By: Me


Time

Clocks are escaping!
The time is running from me!
Should have smashed their hands...

By: Me


Bored

I am so very bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored...

By: Me


Great Expectations

Great Expectations,
It lacks any trace of a plot.
Well, in my opinion!

By: Me


Pie

I want some more pie...
Wait! I don't even like pie!
So I guess I'm done.

By: Me


Numbers

Zero one two three
Four five six seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve.

By: Chris


Tired

Fine, you win... Now I
Will write no more forever
-Chief Joseph said it

By: Chris


Haiku

I'm sick of Haiku,
This joke has been overplayed.
Once again, I'm bored...

By: Me